Would You Beat That?

Probably not. You’d probably think, “Hey. That’s lookin’ pretty dead. Deader than dead.” and leave it at that. And that’s probably because you’ve got some sense. Which makes me wonder why I’ve dated some guys who think, “Maybe it’s not dead. Maybe I can Frankenstitch that shit up.” It’s kinda sad really. Because even when you point out how dead that horse really is, they smack it one more time just in case or maybe they do it just for kicks. And then they get mad at you when that horse doesn’t rear its ugly head and neigh. All I’m saying is, if it’s dead it’s either due to natural causes or somebody killed it. Don’t go beating it. You just look crazy.

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