Today’s the day! Kate and William are getting hitched! I’m personally waking up early to watch the nuptials – in my pjs (perhaps I’ll wear a hat to join in in the festivities). Can you imagine how absolutely nervous you’d be if you were Kate? Millions of people. Watching your wedding. What. If. You. Need. To. Pee? Seriously. I’m concerned about her bodily functions. I’m sure she’ll do just fine. But I’ll worry for her any way.