Are you one to throw things to vent your frustration? If you thought you were making headway in your anger management classes, this clock will make you tick all the way to the psych ward. Clocky, as it’s lovingly named, leaps off your nightstand when you’ve napped too long and races around the room trying to find a place to hide, all the while blaring its alarm. Fans include Naomi Campbell and Russell Crowe*.
*A lie. And not even a little white one. Should the Runway Diva Extraordinaire or Scruffy Oscar Winner ever happen upon this post, please don’t sue….or hit me.