Ever wish you were A-Sexual? God! Wouldn’t that solve everything? You wouldn’t have to fall for jerks. You wouldn’t have to sit, straddle or lie through any more awkward moments in bed. You wouldn’t have to stay open to your honey’s cliche naughty nurse fetish or worse try to inspire a bit of imagination in the man. But wait. That’d mean no more kissing, snuggling or O….oh no!. Scratch that. I have a better idea of how to ward off love.



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