De-love potion

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3 boxes of tissue, 2 pints of Ben & Jerry’s, 2 hours sobbing on your sister’s shoulder, 13 emails to your ex-sweetheart. All in a day’s work. Sigh. The life of the broken hearted is a full time job. If only it could be patched up quick and easy. Good news! You’ve got help!

Miss. Havisham‘s De-love potions are said to help you through the three stages of a broken heart: rejection, revenge and remorse.

Rejection Potion: rose oil for comfort, palmarosa oil for adaptability, and neroli oil to soothe anxiety

Revenge Potion: bergamot oil for optimism, orange oil for adaptability, and neroli oil to counter depression

Remorse Potion: spikenard oil to relieve tension, lavender oil for relaxation, and rose oil for comfort

Dab ’em on your pulse points and voila! Feeling better yet?

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